If you got badgered by a badger it really wouldn't be so bad it might even be a treat because they're stripey and they're sweet don't you just want to snuggle every badger that you meet But if you were haunted by a badger and not its entirety but just its disembodied head or only its body and it was up to you to choose (head or body) if you had to choose which badger part would haunt you (head or body) Yes it's too difficult to choose 'cause with each you gain or lose things which may appeal to parts of your psyche which are not discussed in polite society |