If you got badgered by a badger
it really wouldn't be so bad
it might even be a treat
because they're stripey and they're sweet
don't you just want to snuggle every badger that you meet

But if you were haunted by a badger
and not its entirety
but just its disembodied head
or only its body
and it was up to you to choose
(head or body)
if you had to choose which badger part would haunt you
(head or body)

Yes it's too difficult to choose
'cause with each you gain or lose
things which may appeal to parts of your psyche
which are not discussed in polite society